WTFs/minute

June 7th, 2008 •
tags: funny, programming, true

memory leak pseudocode (from wikipedia)

February 7th, 2008 •
tags: programming

When a button is pressed:
Get some memory, which will be used to remember the floor number
Put the floor number into the memory
Are we already on the target floor?
If so, we have nothing to do: finished
Otherwise:
Wait until the lift is idle
Go to the required floor
Release the memory we used to remember the floor number